wandering nature spirit

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there are no fish.

you-go-big-or-go-home:

You guys need to stop tempting me with all these pictures of cottages and gardens in the European mountains bc I swear I really WILL move there….I will move there tomorrow… literally..pls

feelrosevibe:

saltchip:

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

Accurate as hell

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

katheryn-speaks-katheryn-knows:

nikadd:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

STREET SMARTS!

whatevernatureis:

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….